I saw this on Jana's blog (who saw it on Nancy's, who saw it on Jennifer's.......) so I thought I would give it a try too. It's fun - try it for yourself - go to google and type in "(your name) needs" and see what you get. Here are some of my favorites.....
1) to think (yes! and if you could all be quiet for just a moment I could!)
2) attention (don't we all?)
3) to correct this problem before it bites her in the ass (again) (ouch!)
4) to pull you into line mate! (obviously one of my Aussie friends...)
5) to stop being so damn stubborn (okay I DON'T know what you are talking about!)
6) a wonky eye and she'd make a great dungeon master (huh??)
7) an Oscar (FINALLY someone is paying attention!)
8) to pee (... okay how did they know that?? scary!)
9) your help (sure - thanks!)
10) a miracle (I didn't think things were that bad....)
11) to improve her German (Jana can you help me with this one?)
12) a holiday (Amen to that!)
Have a great day!